Lego Album Covers

This is pretty hilarious.  Check out TheToyZone for Lego covers of Let It Be, Abbey Road, Revolver, Nevermind, Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band, The Offspring’s Americana, Born in the U.S.A., Norah Jones’ Not Too Late, and more.

MP3: Nirvana-Come As You Are

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News Beat, Not-So-Sexy Party Edition

Police: Teen Sleepover Turns Into Sex Party

Police said two Bucks County moms have been charged after a sleepover involving six teenage boys took an alleged illegal sexual turn.

Angela Honeycutt, 38, and Lynne Long, 45, are facing numerous charges after a series of alleged incidents on April 14.

Authorities said the teens, ages 14 to 16, were attending a sleepover at Long’s Lower Makefield home when Honeycutt, a mother of two young children, allegedly had sex with a 14-year-old and performed sex acts with a 15-year-old. Long allegedly watched, listened and instructed the teens not to say anything.

In addition to the alleged sexual assault, detectives said Honeycutt exposed her breasts to the teens; open-mouth kissed some of the minors, entered a shower with a juvenile and engaged conversation of a sexual nature.

“What is so particularly outrageous about this is the violation of trust,” said Lower Makefield Twp. Police Chief Ken Coluzzi.

MP3: Marcy Playground-Sex and Candy

“I smell sex and candy here.” (That’s because it’s the aforementioned sleepover!) Seriously, is this world going crazy? It reminds me of this classic Beatles song, conveniently added to by recent hot shot Li’l Wayne:

MP3: The Beatles & Li’l Wayne-Help!

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Desperately Seeking Paul McCartney

Check out the trailer for this film, which I HAVE to believe is real…

Given P-Mac’s recent love troubles, could she have a shot?

Buy The Beatles/MP3: I’m a Loser

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News Beat, Finding a Gideon’s Bible Edition

Raccoon blamed for expensive power failure

By PAUL WALSH, Star Tribune–A wayward raccoon is being blamed for an expensive power failure that struck a handful of small towns near Rochester, Minn., last night and lasted until well into the morning.

Lewiston, Stockton, Utica, Wyattville, Altura and rural areas in between all lost electricity to varying degrees starting at about 9 p.m. Monday, said Lewiston Fire Chief Charlie Matzke and a utility spokesman.

In the meantime, school was called off in the Lewiston-Altura District, the chief said, “and the kids are happy. It’s kind of a nice day.”

Those darned Rocky Raccoons…

Buy The Beatles Please!

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Sexy Songs

So I realized, after reviewing the blog, that both of the News Beat’s, our new feature, posts had to do with sexual relations.  Granted, one was with a middle-aged political two-face and the other had to do with teenage hornballs, but still, a common thread emerged.  In that vein we find ourselves with our latest playlist: songs with the word SEXY in the title.  Check out the list and click on the titles for MP3s (artists to buy).

10. Dress Sexy at My Funeral by Smog.  Sentiment for a pervert wannabe.  “Dress sexy at my funeral, my good wife: for the first time in your life.”

9. She Thinks My Tractor’s Sexy by Kenny Chesney. Beautiful country trash, for those nights in rural USA when you need some good drunk dancin’ with a purdy gal.  “She thinks my tractor’s sexy; it really turns her on.  She’s always starin’ at me; while I’m chuggin’ along.”

8. Sexy Plexi by Jack Johnson. A little Latin love from JJ.  “Sexy, sexy do your thing.”

7. Super Sexy Woman (Live at Lee’s Palace) by Sufjan Stevens.  I’ve only heard this live version, but it is good enough to round out the seven spot on the list.  “She’s got super power eyes; sexy as a television.”  Bizarre enough for me.

6. Sexy Sadie by The Beatles.  “Sexy Sadie, what have you done?  You’ve made a fool of everyone.”  As every sexy woman does. “You’ll get yours yet.”

M@M: The Beatles-Let It Be

I know we just had a M@M post about The Beatles, but this is probably the cutest loudest Korean kid ever. I think a strong argument could be made on behalf of The Fab Four here about the universality of their music.

Let It Be-The Beatles

“Name” That Tune

Throwin’ another playlist at ya, today’s rule is simple enough: one word title, female name. You’ll be surprised at the great list that manifests itself. Click on the titles for MP3s, band names to buy albums.

10. Angie-The Rolling Stones. Opening with a guitar part that sounds like an alternate take on “House of the Rising Sun” and some opening lyrics that don’t sound quite sincere, the song later takes on a fuller sound and becomes worth listening to.

9. Isabel-Mason Jennings. With some gently stroking of the guitar strings, lyrics about summer, and Mason’s voice, this one is the perfect song to woo a lady to. Especially if her name is Isabel. Especially not if your most recent ex-girlfriend’s name is Isabel.

8. Michelle-The Beatles. “Michelle” and “bell” rhyme, that’s for sure. But leave it to The Beatles to throw the name into one of the best one-named lady songs ever.

7. Rebecca-Pete Johnson and “Big” Joe Turner. Some blazing piano lines are interrupted by a loud, audacious voice in this classic jazz track. Some live sound effects add some pizzazz to this ditty, as does a nice tinkling solo high up on the ivories about a minute in.

6. Angelina-Bob Dylan. Not to be confused with Farewell, Angelina. From Bootleg Series.