MUST READ-Text Messages from Horny Middle Schoolers

As a teacher in the south Bronx, one must do many things to show the students that you care about them. Often times they have difficult home lives and a caring teacher is the only person who expresses a desire to be a part of their lives.  For myself, part of this strategy has been to give out my personal phone number to the students in case they ever needed it.

A few students have called for homework throughout the year.  It has been used to meet up for Saturday field trips.  All of its uses have been innocent…until today.  No, today, I received three sexually explicit text messages from one of my students that included words that, in the words of the Bloodhound Gang in “Bad Touch,” only Prince would sing about.  So in honor of Prince, check out a few mp3s after the jump, as well as the text of the sexually explicit text messages.

NEW HOLD STEADY SINGLE RELEASED (MP3)-Sequestered in Memphis

Looks like Craig Finn’s singing lessons phase turned out just as good as Bob Dylan’s! (all sincerity intended)

MP3: Sequestered in Memphis Link removed as per lawyer’s request

Sequester (from dictionary.com): to remove or withdraw into solitude or retirement

These guys can subpoena me in Texas anytime.

MP3: Bob Dylan-To Be Alone with You (Nashville Skyline, just after he took singing lessons)

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New Beck MP3: Chemtrails

Just as I’m about out the door, I find this song available for download, and so I must post it.  Give the world what they want!  Just make sure to go…

BUY BECK! BUY BECK!! BUY BECK!!!

MP3: Chemtrails

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Dizzee Rascal performs on MPR’s The Current

Dizzee Rascal poked his head into Minnesota’s favorite indie radio station, The Current, last Friday, and recently performed on with hip-hopster El-P.

Listen to DR perform “Where Da G’s” and “Sirens” live in studio.

MP3: Where Da G’s

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M@M: MGMT-Electric Feel

We have an old-school Nintendo on the way via eBay soon, and we just bought a TV last night, so when I stumbled upon this vid, I thought it might have been divine intervention. A screen capture taken from an online game you can play on new electronic artist MGMT’s web site, there are allegedly 625 to the 229th power (625^229) ways to play the game. Allegedly. Check out this hot new band at their myspace page, and buy their new album while you’re at it.

MP3: Electric Feel (also now playing on our MUXTAPE MIXTAPE)

MP3: The Youth

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New Coldplay MP3s, from Viva La Vida

Thanks to Pretty Much Amazing, here are two more leaked tracks from the new Coldplay album, Viva La Vida.  I don’t like either of these as much as the first two that were put out, but worth a listen or three:

MP3: Life in Technicolor

MP3: Lost

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